So I say to the police "She's a fruitloop, pal. She comes here every week and is just unsettling from the get go. If it's not a midget between her tits its her husband on a lead or it's... I mean tent pegs were never intended to be used in such a fashion! Lock her up so she can be Hannibal Letcher!" The people you get coming to our shows. It's enough to....Oh sh*t, it's curtain up. Gotta go, Clive.



This week we have the true origin of Ivan Ooze, an exploration into a junk yard mosh pit, a social commentary in George Orwell's Animal Farm in thong form and the Bananaramarmageddon. Also, a signture sex toy by Dee Snider, if Ann Summers sponsored Adam West and a weight lifting rampage Keith Moon would be proud of!



Please note tonight’s show could be considered highly offensive so if

you can’t handle your sick funnies then please return your free

admission ticket to the box office where you will receive a pinch of the

cheek, a ruffle of the hair and a warm bottle for your travels home. I

mean lets be honest, you would have to be a Daily Mail reader to think

the s**t we say is actually our opinions. Just jokes, folks!